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Thursday, 24 January 2013
Tuesday, 27 December 2011
Spamalot - my 9th time!
Yes, that was the 9th time I've seen the show (or was it my 10th?) On this occasion, I went with 11 friends to whom I had sold the idea, using extreme enthusiasm as a method of getting my own way! It worked!
Sorry, no pictures this time.
Needless to say, the show was excellent, with me smiling from ear to ear the whole show through, and me constantly wiping away tears of laughter, as usual. And everyone else seemed to have a good time too.
Spamalot is currently touring the UK so don't miss it http://www.spamalotontour.co.uk/tour
The show is SO good, you simply cannot, must not and should not miss it!
Saturday, 25 September 2010
Spamalot Woking - my 7th time
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| We eat ham and jam and Spamalot! |
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| Marcus Brigstocke and King Arthur and Hayley Tamaddon as the Lady of the Lake |
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Major Monty Python Documentary Looking For Fans
There now follows a message, not from the Swedish Prime Minister, but from Tina of Bill & Ben Productions:
Hi All Monty Python Fans out there,
A newly commissioned 6-part Monty Python documentary which will be shooting from December till about March 2009 is looking for participants.
There have been so many documentaries made about the Pythons but this one praises itself for being something completely different as we want to speak to the fans!
I'd be really interested to hear from people about why they love Monty Python or if anyone has met them and have weird and wacky stories to tell.
Have the Pythons had an affect on your life? If so, how?
Whatever the story, I want to hear from you.
All of the Pythons, apart from Graham who I'm sure will send a message from beyond, will be taking part in the documentary. No story will be used without consent.
Look forward to hearing from you.
Please email me at tina@billandben.net
Sunday, 8 July 2007
Fonejacker - Student Internet Service Providings
Geyser: Hello?
SISP: Hello?
Geyser: Yeah?
SISP: I'm calling from Internet Service Provider would you be interested in providing a service our internet service providings is six times quicker?
Geyser: Um, I got internet connection already.
SISP: But it's six times fasterdings.
Geyser: You guys provide six times faster than what I've got now?
SISP: Maybe eight times fasterdings.
Geyser: Eight times, I got...well I got 8 Megabyte line.
SISP: But it's er 42 Megabytings.
Geyser: Is er...is there any download limit?
SISP: There's no downloading limits nothing and you get free internet service providings you get free wire free er modems and you get a newsletter.
Geyser: How much is it per month?
SISP: I's £80.40 per month but if you do sign up the next three daysings you get to £40 per month.
Geyser: No, it's OK.
SISP: Er you sound like er temptedings.
Geyser: No I'm happy. I've been with them for like 4 or 5 years now and I have no problems so there's no need to change init?
SISP: But you don't sound happy with it. Perhaps you want to be happier.
Geyser: I do. I do sound happy, I'm just not happy with this phone call right now.
SISP: What do you means?
Geyser: I'm not being rude but you're kinda wasting my time.
SISP: But I'm providing the service of faster providings!
Geyser: I don't need faster! 8 Megabytes fast enough.
SISP: No it's 42 megabytes is the...
Geyser: I know, but I've got 8 Megabytes - that's fast enough!
SISP: But it's slow!
Geyser: No but you...it's expensive. Your one's expensive!
SISP: No it's not - it's very cheap. I said £14 in the first month, only £40 for the next month, only £80 for the next month.
Geyser: Please - er, I don't want to carry on this phone call.
SISP: I think you wanting to sign.
Geyser: No I don't want to sign. No more contracts. No more contracts. Too much contract.
SISP: But it's pay as You Goings.
Geyser: I'm a student I'm a student so I got no money.
SISP: But we're doing the student specialings for the internet service providings. It's a Student Internet Service Providings - SISP.
Geyser: I don't work. I don't work as well. Er I got no money to pay.
SISP: But I've got no money to eat.
Geyser: I know. I'm sorry
SISP: But it's all your faultings.
Geyser: Yeah it's all my fault - I'm sorry.
SISP: I'm upsetings.
Fonejacker is hilarious! Are you one of the people who answered the phone to Fonejacker himself and made it onto the programme? If so, I would love to hear from you! john@uptone.co.uk
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