SISP: I'm calling from Internet Service Provider would you be interested in providing a service our internet service providings is six times quicker?
Geyser: Um, I got internet connection already.
SISP: But it's six times fasterdings.
Geyser: You guys provide six times faster than what I've got now?
SISP: Maybe eight times fasterdings.
Geyser: Eight times, I got...well I got 8 Megabyte line.
SISP: But it's er 42 Megabytings.
Geyser: Is er...is there any download limit?
SISP: There's no downloading limits nothing and you get free internet service providings you get free wire free er modems and you get a newsletter.
Geyser: How much is it per month?
SISP: I's £80.40 per month but if you do sign up the next three daysings you get to £40 per month.
Geyser: No, it's OK.
SISP: Er you sound like er temptedings.
Geyser: No I'm happy. I've been with them for like 4 or 5 years now and I have no problems so there's no need to change init?
SISP: But you don't sound happy with it. Perhaps you want to be happier.
Geyser: I do. I do sound happy, I'm just not happy with this phone call right now.
SISP: What do you means?
Geyser: I'm not being rude but you're kinda wasting my time.
SISP: But I'm providing the service of faster providings!
Geyser: I don't need faster! 8 Megabytes fast enough.
SISP: No it's 42 megabytes is the...
Geyser: I know, but I've got 8 Megabytes - that's fast enough!
SISP: But it's slow!
Geyser: No but you...it's expensive. Your one's expensive!
SISP: No it's not - it's very cheap. I said £14 in the first month, only £40 for the next month, only £80 for the next month.
Geyser: Please - er, I don't want to carry on this phone call.
SISP: I think you wanting to sign.
Geyser: No I don't want to sign. No more contracts. No more contracts. Too much contract.
SISP: But it's pay as You Goings.
Geyser: I'm a student I'm a student so I got no money.
SISP: But we're doing the student specialings for the internet service providings. It's a Student Internet Service Providings - SISP.
Geyser: I don't work. I don't work as well. Er I got no money to pay.
SISP: But I've got no money to eat.
Geyser: I know. I'm sorry
SISP: But it's all your faultings.
Geyser: Yeah it's all my fault - I'm sorry.
SISP: I'm upsetings.
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